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(White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
I couldn't resist commenting. Exceptionally well written!
(White) I told a tale—crowd says, “Shut up already.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
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