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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft touch”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is like the spice rack of news—too much, and people start sweating. - spintaxi.com
(White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is basically therapy for people who can’t afford therapy. - spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I overloaded the wash—now it’s a flood. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m selfish; I say, “You got the house, what’s left?” -- spintaxi.com
I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” -- spintaxi.com
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