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• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:27 posted by Vóni @ SpinTaxi

  My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:26 posted by Lani @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:23 posted by Fónia @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:22 posted by Broni @ SpinTaxi

  My neighbor’s mad I play music loud; I say, “Move or dance.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:19 posted by Wani @ SpinTaxi

  I read satirical journalism today, and now I’m questioning my entire worldview. - spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:18 posted by Hani @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I bought a ticket—now I’m broke and still here. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:14 posted by Gania @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I took a poll—told ’em where to shove it. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:14 posted by Sonny @ SpinTaxi

  I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:10 posted by Cáni @ SpinTaxi

  Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Monday, 10 March 2025 23:10 posted by Ksenia @ SpinTaxi

  The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com