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(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) Bar closed early—guess I’m drinkin’ in the parkin’ lot. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
What's up, always i used to check webpage posts here
early in the dawn, since i enjoy to find out more and more.
(White) Store’s out of bourbon—guess I’m riotin’ tonight. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is just tomorrow’s real news, but funnier. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I recycle—toss the cans when the dog’s done lickin’ ’em. -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. -- spintaxi.com
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