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The designer’s skill level is stuck in a dial-up era nightmare.
The content is as engaging as watching paint dry in slow motion.
It’s so riddled with pop-ups, I thought I’d accidentally joined a circus instead of visiting a website.
This site is a dumpster fire with a URL slapped on it.
This website is a digital equivalent of a clogged toilet.
The designer clearly thinks random flashing ads are peak design.
The designer’s idea of creativity must be stealing from a 90s Geocities page.
Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.
The designer’s vision is a blurry mess of incompetence.
The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.
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