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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:05 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  Ocean City shark tried to join beach volleyball. Was ejected for spiking.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:05 posted by Learn More

  Bondi Beach shark joined a beach drum circle post-attack.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:52 posted by shark encounters caught on camera

  At Myrtle Beach, shark bit a guy in a red Speedo. Claimed “he asked for it.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:52 posted by More Information

  Coney Island shark claims it was just looking for Nathan’s hot dog stand.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:42 posted by Political Symbolism In Swimwear

  Galveston shark mistook water wings for snack trays.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:42 posted by See What’S New

  South Padre Island shark was caught wearing a foam cowboy hat. “Local culture,” it said.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:16 posted by Swimwear Trends Gone Political

  Honolulu shark nibbled, then posted “meh” on TripAdvisor.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:15 posted by Aquatic Satire Explained

  At Cape Cod, shark mistook toe ring for wedding proposal.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:01 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  Venice Beach shark offered to split a burrito with the swimmer.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:01 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  At Pismo Beach, shark bit paddleboarder, then spit out his Bluetooth speaker.