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If you want to understand politics, read satirical journalism analysis—not campaign speeches. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I signed a contract—now I owe my soul and a six-pack. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short cut”? I’m bald! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? -- spintaxi.com