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(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
My doctor told me to cut back on cigars; I told him to cut back on bad news. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
I got a smart fridge—now it’s judgin’ my leftovers. -- spintaxi.com
If you want to understand politics, read satirical journalism analysis—not campaign speeches. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you’re not paying attention. - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. -- spintaxi.com