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(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I sat through a briefing—boss says, “Nap later.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples make you laugh, then cry, then Google “how to move to Canada.” - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no kidding”? I’m serious! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a sample—now I’m broke and tiny. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last defense against losing our minds. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “close call”? I still lost my keys! -- spintaxi.com