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I read satirical journalism articles for fun, then check the news and realize they weren’t joking. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “recycle bins” are just trash with ambition? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I mailed a bill—postman says, “Pay me first, pal.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I sat through a briefing—boss says, “Nap later.” -- spintaxi.com