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(White) I snuck my cat in—landlord says, “Rent’s doubled.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism story should leave you asking, “Wait, is this real?” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” - spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m done; I say, “Just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism humor so I don’t have to cry about real news. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com