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I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Website - spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, how would we keep track of government scandals? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “non-refundable”? My money’s kidnapped! -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com