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Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. - spintaxi.com
(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Commentary - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small portions”—my plate’s a battlefield. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast charge”—my phone’s still dying! -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com