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Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” - spintaxi.com
What’s with “no waiting”? I’ve been here 20 minutes! -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism analysis than another economic report. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? -- spintaxi.com
I trust a good satirical journalism website more than a political debate. - spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com