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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! -- spintaxi.com
I used to be stressed about world events—then I discovered satirical journalism humor. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should be included in history textbooks. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no waiting”? I’m ancient! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low maintenance”—my car’s begging for oil! -- spintaxi.com