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(White) I stretched for the remote—now I’m crippled. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism today? It’s hard to be funnier than real events. - spintaxi.com
(White) I pushed the limit—cop says, “Pay up.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ditched my phone—now I’m lost and lovin’ it. -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories have better plot twists than Hollywood movies. -- spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “open 24 hours”—who’s shopping at 3 a.m.? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! -- spintaxi.com