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(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “freebie”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. -- spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, how would we keep track of government scandals? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “freshly squeezed” tastes like a lie. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism analysis doesn’t make you rethink your beliefs, try reading it again. -- spintaxi.com