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I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. -- spintaxi.com
I love satirical journalism news, but I hate when it starts making sense. - spintaxi.com
More Seinfeld Style -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return a call from “unknown”? It’s like playing phone tag with a ghost. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “last call” sounds like a threat? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is so accurate, I’m convinced some politicians use it for policy ideas. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I baked a cake—dog ate it, I drank. -- spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com