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The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. - spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small bites”—my steak’s a commitment. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fast lane” is where everyone slows down. -- spintaxi.com
Some people mistake satirical journalism for real journalism. Honestly, it’s an easy mistake. - spintaxi.com
I told my wife I’d fix the sink—now we’re swimmin’. -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism story didn’t offend someone, did it even happen? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com