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(White) I shaved my head—mirror says, “Bad move.” -- spintaxi.com
buď vytvořil sám, nebo zadal externí firmě, ale vypadá to.
(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” -- spintaxi.com
I got a noise fine—told the cop, “My truck’s singin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low battery” warnings are the most judgmental part of your smoke detector? -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. - spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples often feel like rejected movie scripts that somehow came true. - spintaxi.com