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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told a tale—crowd says, “Shut up already.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “out of order” signs feel like the machine’s personal apology. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I had a layover—drank the bar dry waitin’. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh produce” looks like it’s been on a road trip? -- spintaxi.com