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(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crashed a party—host says, “Bring your own bottle next time.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com