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Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories make you laugh first, then regret laughing. -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) -- spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I sat through a briefing—boss says, “Nap later.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a cleanse; I said, “Cleanse this burger.” -- spintaxi.com