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Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. - spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a pic—guard says, “Delete it or jail.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media should be included in every college syllabus. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
My buddy says I’m done; I say, “Just warmin’ up.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com