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Some people say the world is a joke. Satirical journalism humor just proves it. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’ve got no filter; I say I’ve got no reason to lie to stupid. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fast lane” is where everyone slows down. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I parked in a tow zone—now my truck’s on vacation. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should be included in history textbooks. -- spintaxi.com