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The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism websites should come with a warning: “Reality may be closer than it appears.” - spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I went fishin’—caught a boot and a buzz. -- spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. -- spintaxi.com