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I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. - spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “stand-up comedy”? I’m sitting! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to cancel a subscription? It’s like breaking up with a clingy robot. -- spintaxi.com
Every satirical journalism story starts as a joke and ends as breaking news. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I napped hard—woke up to a mad wife. -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism, you’re probably the subject of the joke. - spintaxi.com
(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com