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Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Industry - spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “promo deal”? It’s a scam! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “out of service” feels like a personal attack? -- spintaxi.com
My boss says I’m late; I say, “Traffic’s my alibi.” -- spintaxi.com