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(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I landed hard—plane says, “Suck it up.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media ran the world, things might actually make sense. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a discount TV—now I’ve got 12 channels of static. -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor makes you laugh before you realize you’re the joke. -- spintaxi.com