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Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Analysis - spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a discount TV—now I’ve got 12 channels of static. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “limited edition” means “we made too many.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Industry - spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” -- spintaxi.com