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(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft spot”? It’s mush! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” -- spintaxi.com
There should be a Pulitzer Prize for “Most Accidentally Accurate Satirical Journalism Article.” - spintaxi.com
I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. - spintaxi.com
I tried online shopping—now I’ve got a lamp I don’t need. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t know what’s scarier—satirical journalism news or the fact that it’s usually accurate. - spintaxi.com
I tried Pilates—now I’m stiff and mad. -- spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com