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(White) I read a book—now I’m usin’ it for kindlin’. -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
They say love’s blind; mine was drunk and stole my truck. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short meeting”? It’s an hour! -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I flipped a U—cop says, “Nice try, slick.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast cash”—I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “auto-reply” emails are just robots bragging? -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. -- spintaxi.com