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(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m old-fashioned; I say, “Yeah, cause new sucks.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism - spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” -- spintaxi.com
Looking for satirical journalism examples? Just watch a press conference and rewrite it with sarcasm. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “freebie”? It’s junk! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com