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I don’t understand “portion control”—is my plate supposed to judge me now? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Techniques - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a gala—left with a tie and a tab. -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no charge”? It’s pricey! -- spintaxi.com
I used to think satirical journalism examples were exaggerated—then I started paying attention. - spintaxi.com