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I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “promo deal”? It’s a scam! -- spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. -- spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor should be covered by health insurance—it’s therapy. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “smartwatch” when it keeps reminding me I’m late? -- spintaxi.com