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I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. -- spintaxi.com
My favorite satirical journalism website keeps predicting the future. I’m scared. - spintaxi.com
(White) I crossed a fence—farmer says, “Meet my shotgun.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! -- spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism stories more than my horoscope. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! -- spintaxi.com