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(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather read satirical journalism analysis than another economic report. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism story doesn’t make you uncomfortable, you missed the point. -- spintaxi.com
A great satirical journalism example is any headline that makes you wonder, "Wait, is this real?" - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no signal”? My TV’s sulking! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power nap”? I wake up weaker than before! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” -- spintaxi.com