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I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” -- spintaxi.com
My wife says I’m a slob; I say, “Darlin’, this is curated chaos.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I paid a fine—librarian says, “Next time, read faster.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “discount code”? It’s a myth! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ditched my phone—now I’m lost and lovin’ it. -- spintaxi.com
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What’s the deal with “dry clean only”? My shirt’s afraid of water now? -- spintaxi.com