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(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I took a pic—guard says, “Delete it or jail.” -- spintaxi.com
Why do we whisper in libraries? Are the books gonna overhear us plotting? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “carry-on” luggage? I’m dragging it through the airport! -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. -- spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “self-cleaning” ovens—mine’s still a mess! -- spintaxi.com