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I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. -- spintaxi.com
There should be an award for “Most Satirical Journalism Website That Accidentally Became Real News.” - spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “time-saver”? I’m still late! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a "smartphone" when I’m still arguing with it about autocorrect? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “sugar-free”—tastes like someone lied to my pie. -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “freshly squeezed” tastes like a lie. -- spintaxi.com