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I got a noise complaint—told the cop, “My dog’s the DJ.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Writing - spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism news? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. - spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud; I say, “Turn down your hearin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “free shipping” costs you $50 to qualify? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I got a free mug—now it’s leakin’ coffee. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “small talk”—if I wanted to bore myself, I’d read the tax code. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Criticism - spintaxi.com
I tried yoga once—turns out I’m not flexible enough to hate myself that much. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I overloaded the wash—now it’s a flood. -- spintaxi.com