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(White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “childproof” caps? My kid opens them, but I’m still struggling. -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism today, how do you keep up with reality? - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism analysis is more insightful than actual news reports. -- spintaxi.com
People say “it’s the thought that counts,” but then why am I still broke every Christmas? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. -- spintaxi.com
There should be an award for “Most Satirical Journalism Website That Accidentally Became Real News.” - spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com