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I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “fine print”—it’s like they’re whispering bad news. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I busted through—guard says, “Nice hustle.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! -- spintaxi.com
If you don’t laugh at satirical journalism humor, you probably work in politics. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “standby” on a plane sounds like “hope you like crying”? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com