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I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “fresh air” smells like exhaust downtown? -- spintaxi.com
I tried a treadmill—now it’s a $500 coat rack. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “self-help” books? I’m still helpless! -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism analysis reveals that the real joke is reality. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I told a joke—room says, “Stick to drinkin’.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? -- spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism news? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. - spintaxi.com