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I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “fresh paint” smells like a dare? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft drink”? It’s not hugging me! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a “no smoking” bar—left with a lighter and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “rush delivery” when it still takes three days? -- spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “time-saver”? I’m still late! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I ate fast food—now my gut’s racin’ me to the john. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says cut the salt; I say, “Then why’s life so bland?” -- spintaxi.com