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They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick stop” drags on? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast pace”—I’m winded! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “smart TV”? It’s not paying my bills! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com
7. Satirical journalism stories -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to find a pen that works? It’s like a scavenger hunt at my desk. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a soft spot—for bourbon and fights. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “please wait” is code for “abandon hope.” -- spintaxi.com