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I tried Pilates—now I’m stiff and mad. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “next-day delivery” means “maybe next week”? -- spintaxi.com
Some people read satirical journalism websites for fun. I read them for survival. - spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com
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What’s the deal with “no delivery”? I’m starving! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “late fees” are early punishment? -- spintaxi.com