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(White) I signed a contract—now I owe my soul and a six-pack. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I painted my porch—now I’m stuck to the chair. -- spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan cookout—left with a carrot and a bad attitude. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Criticism - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is what happens when reality jumps the shark. - spintaxi.com
(White) I charged my phone—cord’s drunker than me. -- spintaxi.com
I got pulled over last night—cop said I was swervin’, I said, “That’s just my charm.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) My phone’s got security; I’ve got a hangover—guess who wins? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I checked my tab—bar says, “Keep dreamin’.” -- spintaxi.com