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I don’t trust kale—it’s just lettuce with an attitude problem. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
Every major event should have a satirical journalism website covering it. - spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” -- spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no class; I say, “Got whiskey instead.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “organic” labels—did I miss the era of plastic bananas? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick check” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! -- spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart locks”—my door’s plottin’ escape. -- spintaxi.com