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People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) Happy hour’s my religion—bartender’s my preacher. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism news more than a politician’s Twitter account. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of reach” means “wave harder.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
3. Satirical journalism website - spintaxi.com
If satire wasn’t funny, it would just be tragic journalism. - spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. -- spintaxi.com